EXTERNAL TEMPERATURE: 93 Degrees.
INTERNAL TEMPERATURE: 94 Degrees with isolated cold spots.
SELF LOATHING INDEX: 68% Due to lack of productivity.
CONDITION OF SURROUNDING AREA: Music is “She & Him, Vol I”. Computer screen has TweetDeck. Primary subject, The Bombing of Gaza.
IMPOTENCE LEVEL: 94% (Aggravated by Gaza Tweets.)
HOPE INDEX: 53%
FIVE DAY FORECAST: Continued heat with occasional downpours of Iced Coffee. Hope index uncertain.