Things I’ve learned while blocked.

-Apparently, the less you write, the worse your writer’s block gets.

-When you say that you are going to write a post a day, it would be a good idea to actually do that.

-Video games are fun once in a while. Also “Once in a while” should not be defined as “Four Hours a Day”.

-Watching the news while having writer’s block is like watching porn while having your dick encased in lucite.

-All the hours and manpower CNN has devoted to reporting on a missing plane would have been better spent building a replacement.

-If you are a news anchor and you suggest that maybe the plane disappeared into a black hole, Neal DeGrasse Tyson should get to punch you on camera.

-If you live in a state that mines coal, you may want to experiment with dehydration as a lifestyle choice.

-If you are a U.S. Senator and you say on camera that Putin is a stronger leader then Obama, you may have to entertain the possibility that you have deep seated daddy issues.

-(To expand on my last comment, when I hear Lindsey Graham try to blame Putin’s actions on Benghazi, I begin to wonder how much of his childhood was like “The Great Santini”. You know at some point in his life, Graham’s daddy bounced a basketball on his head while yelling “Who’s my pretty girl?”. )

Justice Roberts believes “Spending large sums of money in connection with elections, but not in connection with an effort to control the exercise of an officeholder’s official duties, does not give rise to such quid pro quo corruption. Nor does the possibility that an individual who spends large sums may garner ‘influence over or access to’ elected officials or political parties.”   
Somewhere, a Chicago Alderman is either laughing hysterically or jerking off to Justice Roberts photo.

-An enterprising craft store chain could crush Hobby Lobby by offering free IUD’s with a $25.00 purchase.

-By having Sarah Palin on his show, Jimmy Fallon has truely become the new Jay Leno.  
That is not a compliment.  

-When you say that you are going to write a post a day, it would be a good idea to actually do that.
I know I already wrote that.
I just thought it bore repeating. 

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