A Thanksgiving note.

To all my readers, (I know you’re out there.  I can hear you breathing.) I want to wish you and yours a very happy Thanksgiving.
I myself will be celebrating in the traditional single man fashion with dinner at a Chinese Restaurant and then seeing a movie to be named later.
And for those of you cooing and saying “That’s the saddest thing ever.” You’re wrong.  The saddest thing ever is spending the holiday lying in the street in some third world hell hole, your empty belly contracting, while mercenaries shit on your head for funsies.
Compared to that, dinner and a movie is downright pleasant.
So, dummy up, count your blessings, eat your fill. And remember, if you have relatives who have thoroughly marinated in the evil stew that is Fox News, murder is a capital crime.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, BITCHES!!!!!

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Actor/Writer/Homegrown Pundit/Cranky Progressive/Sometimes Filmmaker. talesofthegeeknation.com
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