-Postings been sporadic lately. Mostly due to the aforementioned Writer’s block. But also augmented with the arrival of a new iPod Touch into the Jensen household. (Thank you Apple Gift Card I got for recycling my old Mac Mini.) And I’ve spent the last days setting the thing up with the usual social media gee-gaws. (Yes, I’m now on Instagram. Thus continuing my metamorphosis into a middle-aged hipster. The goatee and Pork-Pie hat are forthcoming.)
Also, quick tip for you young people out there. If you have dreams and aspirations for your lives that you wish to achieve, DO NOT INSTALL ANGRY BIRDS!
Seriously, that thing is a brightly animated digital crack pipe.
The good news is I now have several more outlets of expression.
The bad news is that I seem to be running out of things to say.
-My take on the Bush Library.
A multi-million dollar amnesia pill shaped like the last thing that George W. Bush would ever be caught dead in. And if this thing actually succeeds in whitewashing the Bush legacy, I’m declaring the American experiment dead.
And for those of you wondering if my disappointment in Obama translates into a more forgiving attitude for Bush, I will say this.
If someone drives a car into your living room and the contractor is taking too long getting the repairs done, your annoyance at the contractor is not going to lessen your anger at the asshole who rammed your living room in the first place!!!!
Thankfully, our friends in Europe are not buying the okey-doke!
A planned trip by Bush to speak at the Switzerland-based United Israel Appeal later this week has been canceled after several human rights groups called for Swiss authorities to arrest Bush and investigate him for authorizing torture. Bush has traveled widely since leaving office, but not to Europe, where there is a strong tradition of international prosecutions.
The Swiss group and Bush’s spokesman claim that it was threats of protest, not of legal action, that prompted the cancellation. But facing protests is nothing new for Bush. What was different about this trip was that groups including Amnesty International and the Center for Constitutional Rights argued that Switzerland, as a party to the UN Convention against Torture, is obligated to investigate Bush for potential prosecution.
Drip, drip, motherfucker! Drip, drip.
-Wait until 2:15 in this video. Then you may release your bowels.
You saw right.
A giant robot just whacked a giant monster upside his head...with a Goddamned Oil Tanker!!!
I don’t want to just see this movie. I want to have sex with it.
Nasty, unprotected buttsex.