Obama/Romney Debate: Playing the expectations game.

What both candidates need to do tomorrow night.

ROMNEY: He needs to…
A: Show that he has a command of both Foreign and Domestic policy.
B: Put forth an economic vision that doesn’t turn swaths of the country into shantytowns.
3: Counteract his image as a stiff, unemotional automaton by breaking into a sudden, heartfelt a capella version of Adele’s “Someone Like You”.
4: Save Jim Lehrer from choking on a peanut halfway though, assuring that Lehrer will cut him some slack in the second half.
5: Avoid cutting anyone’s hair.

OBAMA: He just needs to fight the urge to put Romney in a headlock when he says something stupid.

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