Some things to remember for the Fourth of July…

-When someone gets the right to do something, it doesn’t take away any of your rights.

-Except for sparklers, fireworks are not meant to be handheld.

-It is physically impossible to do a punk rock version of a Sousa March so don’t even try.

-It is possible to do a Rock Guitar version of “The Star Spangled Banner”. But you will never do it as well as this guy.

-It doesn’t matter where you were born, if you can eat six Hot Dogs in under three minutes, you deserve to be an American.

-If you get your dog high and then set off fireworks next to him, you are a dick.

-And remember, if you don’t vote, you can’t bitch about how elections turn out. Don’t be afraid to be a malcontent. VOTE!!

And now I’m going to put on MW3 and engage in phony murder before work. HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY, BITCHES!


About theragingcelt

Actor/Writer/Homegrown Pundit/Cranky Progressive/Sometimes Filmmaker.
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