To Owen Wilson. RE: "Marmaduke"

You need to do the following.
1.) Return the money and convince the studio to re-dub the Dog with Matthew McConaughey.
2.) Call Wes Anderson and beg for forgiveness.   You might also want to start making nice with Noah Baumbach.
3.) Remind yourself that while Bill Murray did “Garfield”, he survived because he is a National Treasure.  You are not.

You’re welcome.  Just don’t let this happen again.

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