Sad but true. Check the video below. (H/T to Daily Kos.)
First off, Bill. You would not have been beheaded. You would have been burned as a witch for making strange sounds come forth from a glowing brick.
Second, what’s wrong with an iPod for a gift? If someone gave me an iPod, I’d be happy. They’re great things, unless they’re preloaded with Marilyn Manson or the audiobook of “Those who Trespass”.
Third…oh, there is no third. There’s just Bill.