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Cliven Bundy and the one thing he knows about “The Negros”.

Say kids, You know about the Cliven Bundy? The guy who’s turned a dispute over grazing fees into an armed stand-off with Federal Agents.  Well, The New York Times talked to the guy. And the results were…well, if you been following the … Continue reading

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My Easter Post.

Being an Childless Atheist, Easter isn’t really a big holiday here at Chez Jensen.But seeing how my latest post is still in the cooking pot, I do want to wish you all a happy Easter and hope you enjoy these … Continue reading

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Things I’ve learned while blocked.

-Apparently, the less you write, the worse your writer’s block gets. -When you say that you are going to write a post a day, it would be a good idea to actually do that. -Video games are fun once in … Continue reading

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Not drowning…but not quite waving.

Nobody heard him, the dead man, But still he lay moaning: I was much further out than you thought And not waving but drowning. Poor chap, he always loved larking And now he’s dead It must have been too cold … Continue reading

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A LULU of a situation.

-It appears that I have a profile on a dating app called Lulu. I did not ask for one.  I received no notice that there was one. It just seemed to appear out of the ether. Not unlike the Candyman … Continue reading

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2013 in review

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: A New York City subway train holds 1,200 people. This blog was viewed about 4,900 times in 2013. If it were a NYC subway … Continue reading

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The brain baby is crying and crapping it’s diaper.

I’m not going to lie to you. It’s been a long couple of days. I finally managed to finish a new short only to discover upon completion that it’s the worse thing I’ve ever written. The idea that looked so … Continue reading

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Greg Walden wants to cock-block the trillion dollar coin.

Via MSNBC’s “Last Word” blog. What if a single coin could solve the debt ceiling? The premise is kooky, yet simple: The Treasury would print a $1 trillion dollar platinum coin and deposit it at the Federal Reserve, and boom, … Continue reading

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Cue the seasonal depression…

  It’s been raining for the past two days and it’s expected to continue for another five days. If anyone plays Adale around me, there may be blood.  Mostly my own.

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The precise moment Jon Cryer decided to drop out of show business and open a record store.

Via “Badass Digest”, The kid from “Two and Half Men” has found God and wants his earthly suffering to be over. Earthly suffering being defined as the TV show that pays him more for one episode than I will see … Continue reading

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