Monthly Archives: July 2009

"Hello…Is this thing on…"

Posted on July 29, 2009 by

Yes, I know.The posting has been non-existent as of late and I need to get the shoulder back on the grindstone.The only excuse I have is that for the past week, Ashland has been hit with a heat wake that … Continue reading →

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GOP: No medicine is good medicine.

Posted on July 21, 2009 by

-Seriously, Sen. DeMint, Seriously! That’s how you’re going to play this? You are going to actively try to block much needed health care reform just to stick it to Obama. Forgetting that a majority of Americans favor it?That sir, is … Continue reading →

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"But to even things out, he made Shia LaBeouf vacuum out the ashtrays…"

Posted on July 14, 2009 by

Meagan Fox washes Michael Bay’s car for role in “Transformers”?I think we now have a winner for the most cringe inducing showbiz story of the year. “But the star’s start in Hollywood was anything but glamorous, after director Michael Bay … Continue reading →

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"When the Riff meets the Raff"…or "How to turn your brain into tapocia pudding why making fun of a girdle wearing George Reeves for fun and profit?"

Posted on July 13, 2009 by

As some of you might know, I’ve been absent from blogging for a couple of weeks because I’ve been busy writing and recording (Mostly writing.) my first iRiff for the Rifftrax web site. For those of you not in the … Continue reading →

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Why interns on "The O’Reily Factor" will be avoiding eye contact with their boss this week.

Posted on July 8, 2009 by

Translated into English. “I’m a dedicated journalist and he’s a former hippie who wrote jokes for cokeheads. Why do people take him more seriously than me?”Probably because the laughs he got as a comedian were intentional. As far as any … Continue reading →

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Why I haven’t posted for twelve days…

Posted on July 8, 2009 by

Because I’ve been busy getting this done! Ah, the fifties. A simpler time when a young man from Memphis could drive both teenie boppers and matrons alike coo-coo crazy with a hip swivel. When teenage couples could share a milk … Continue reading →

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